The World’s Worst Liar (“The Usual Suspects” Parody) – Key & Peele


– Johnny. Okay, Carter. I can stay here
all night. So why don’t
you and I cut the crap, and you tell me what happened
on March 15th? – And what’s in it
for Carter Finley? – What’s in it
for you is I don’t send you back
to jail. – [sighs] The guy’s name
is Cat Branchman. I met him downtown at a club
called “The Clutching Kitten.” You may have heard
of it. It’s down on the corner
of Hang and Fur Street. – Cat Branchman. So what’s a guy
like you and a guy named Cat– [sighs] Okay. I know what
you’re doin’, Finley. You’re just using what you see
in my poster. – I’m not, detective. I’m telling the truth. – We’ll see how much truth
you tell after a few weeks
in solitary confine– – Fine, detective. You’ve twisted my arm.
– Now, that’s better. – The guy’s name wasn’t
Cat Branchman. – Thank you. – it was a Chinese guy named
“Mr. Meow.” He’s the real
gang boss. Story went he hung guys
from trees and took pictures
of them. – Finley.
– Used to run a club downtown. A front, of course.
Called it “The Paw and Poster.” – Finley. – Ran it with a guy named
“Hong in Thar.” – Okay. Let’s try this
one more time. Finley? Who do you work for? – Um… Coffee.
Mr. Coffee Coop. – You–coffee coop? – His name was
“Baldy Tall Man Coffee Coop.” – [sighs] now you’re just talking
about me. Finley, I’m gonna give you
one more chance. Who is in charge? – His name was
“Angry Man.” – [sighs] – The warehouse is located in the Diploma
for being a detective. – I want a name.
– Justin. – Thank you. – Hangtree–
– Don’t say “Hang.” God damn it,
do not say “hang.” – Hang–
– Nope. – Hangman Justin Cats…
– Finley. – Poster.
– Do not say “poster” or “cat.” – Cat Poster.
– Okay, that’s it. I’m losing my patience. Winslow, get this moron
outta here. – [sighs] – I’m losing my patience. Let’s try this
one more time. I’m gettin too old
for this [bleep]. [groans] – Well-played, detective. Well-played, indeed. – Hey, Carter. You hang in there.

100 thoughts on “The World’s Worst Liar (“The Usual Suspects” Parody) – Key & Peele”

  1. Jordan's reimagining of the ending of Usual Suspects where Kevin Spacey's character dupes the detective questioning him. Except in this one, the detective is the one playing the suspect.
    A brilliant skit coming full circle.

    What's up with these guys and cats…Keanu??

  2. Why are they re-naming all these videos such that the punchlines are built into the name? Most of comedy is in the surprise, don’t people working at Comedy Central get that?

  3. If I could return back in time and tell myself that one of Horror's greatest director was a comedy genius

    I would scream because I see an old man saying he's me from the future and talk to me about someone I don't know

  4. This makes absolutely zero sense. The persona in the detective doesn’t match at all with what it lead up to. And if that’s supposed to be part of why it’s funny then this is a huge flop.

  5. At the end, when the cop cuffs him and is taking him out, when jordan clicks on, the cop lets out a little giggle and can't stop it until the end.

  6. Ahhh man these two are funny I don’t care about the haters.
    Does make you think tho, how the fuck did that detective in the usual suspects film not just turn around and clock he was reading off the wall?’🤔 Pretty pathetic for a detective not to notice that?🤔😂

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