How to Tell If You’re Actually Dating Someone – Asif Ali

I WANT TO APOLOGIZE UP TOP FOR LOOKING LIKE AN INDIAN ELLEN DEGENERES. [laughter] GUYS, I LIVE IN LOS ANGELES.…

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The Wisdom of a Middle School Ass Man – Rachel Feinstein

I was home visiting my parents for a while. I don’t know if anybody feels like this, but I cannot…

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Your Body Freaks Out in Your Thirties – Dulcé Sloan

– AUDIENCE: [laughing] – I used to live in LA ’cause Jesus loves me. – AUDIENCE: [laughing] – But the…

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“Pat” Is the Least Sexy Name – Pat Regan – Stand-Up Featuring

– I love New York. I recently went to L.A. for a nine day trip that was absolute hell for…

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Accents Are Only Cute If You Aren’t American – Joe Kwaczala

– Yeah, you can get away with whatever you want if you have a cute accent, but I think the…

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Learning About “Charming Racism” – Trevor Noah

had I not come to this beautiful country, yeah. Probably something that changed my life forever, charming racism. Classic American…

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Try NOT To Be Funny Challenge ft. Stand Up Comedians

– What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? (crickets chirping) Spare ribs. – That was horrible. – (Trudi) You’re…

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The Only Question You Need to Ask on a First Date – Sam Morril

I’m in therapy, obviously, and I see a therapist who sees a few other comedians. Like, I know comics that…

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When Your Amazon Recommendations Depress You – Emmy Blotnick

I used to go out and see people and do stuff at night. And now some nights I just stay…

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