Accidental Butt Stuff – Sex Fails (feat. Hanna Dickinson)

The moral of this story is don’t do your crush’s geometry homework, it will come back to fuck you in…

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I Sharted on Acid – Tales from the Trip

– [Cody] Freakin’ swamp. Shirts off, blam. Pants are off. Scoobidy doo. Boxers come off. My wang dangler’s is all…

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Buying Weed for the First Time (feat. Brandon Rogers) – Cody Sucks

(doorbell rings) – Okay. – Okay. – Maybe you should go. – Maybe you should go. – No, no, no.…

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Waking Up in a Telephone Pole (feat. Myq Kaplan) – I Should Have Died

– I woke up in a telephone pole. Huh, where, oh God! I didn’t know that I was asleep. My…

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Creepy Kids Shot at Brandon Rogers in an Abandoned Hotel (True Story) – I Should Have Died

– I’ll never forget the sound of a live gun inside of a room, going off and hitting some shit…

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Guy Who Can’t Stop Invading Personal Space (feat. Brandon Rogers) – Addiction Busters

– I’ve worked with Gary for three years. He’s fine, but he tries to be close with everyone. Too close.…

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If Chandler from “Friends” Were Your Actual Friend (feat. Gus Johnson)

(rock music plays) – [Eddie] Hey, you wanna grab something to eat? – Uhhh, yeah, I’m hungry. Sabrina, you hungry?…

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What it Feels Like to Open a Seltzer in a Meeting – Eva vs. Anxiety

(soda machine beeping) – All right, I’m the boss. Meeting time, meeting time, everybody, meeting time. – We’re late, come…

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Is The Government Spying On Me? (feat. Brandon Rogers) – Your Worst Fears Confirmed

Is the government spying on you? To answer that question, joining me in the void is spy expert, Brandon Rogers.…

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Bearing Witness to a Huge Couples’ Tattoo Mistake (feat. Eva Victor) – Tattoo Fails

This is my tattoo that I still like. I got it from an Italian woman in Paris, and she did…

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