Getting Out-Frenched at a French Restaurant – Key & Peele


– THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE ONE OF
THE BEST FRENCH PLACES IN TOWN. – MM, I DID NOT REALIZE
THAT YOU WERE SO CULTURED. – YOU’RE SWEET. MY FRENCH IS PRETTY GOOD, SO I CAN ORDER FOR BOTH OF US. – OOH.
– IF YOU’D LIKE. – WELL, WELL, WELL. – BONJOUR. WELCOME TO CHEZ
DE LA NOTRE VENDRE, I AM YOUR WAITER
FOR THIS EVENING. MY NAME IS
JEAN-LUC DE LA PIERRE-RENAULT, BUT YOU MAY CALL ME JEAN. – BONJOUR, JEAN. – OOH, LOOK AT YOU. – IF YOU HAVE ANY QUESTIONS
ABOUT ANYTHING AT ALL I AM MORE THAN HAPPY
TO ASSIST YOU–TO ASSIST. – JEAN?
I GOT IT. MERCI BEAUCOUP.
– TRES BIEN. WELL, OUR FIRST SPECIAL TONIGHT
IS OUR POISSON DU JOUR. IT’SA LOUP DE MER PLUS
[speaking French], SERVED WITH
A [speaking French], THAT IS SERVED ON A BED OF
[speaking French] AND ALSO SERVED WITH
[speaking French] AND [speaking French]. – MMM.
– MMM. – YUM. – OUR SOUP TODAY IS
A [speaking French] WITH A–JUST A DASH OF
[speaking French] AND SERVED WITH MELTED
[speaking French]. – SOUP.
– YEAH. – OUR OTHER SEAFOOD TODAY– WE HAVE A VERY NICE
[speaking French], FROM THE [speaking French]
VALLEY IN [speaking French]. IT IS SERVED WITH A SIDE OF
[speaking French] [continues speaking French]
SAUCE. – MAN, IT’S JUST,
I’M A LITTLE BIT OVERWHELMED. – HA-HA, YEAH, YES. OH, GOD,
I’M SO GLAD YOU SAID THAT. I WAS ABOUT TO SAY
THE SAME THING. – SO YOU WOULD RECOMMEND GETTING
THE [speaking French] WITH THE, UM…
OOH, I’M SORRY, IS THE [speaking French] IN A HEAVY
[speaking French] SAUCE? – OH, NO, NO, NO. IT’S MORE LIKE A
[speaking French] SAUCE. – WHAT DO YOU THINK? I’M GONNA DEFER TO HIM
ON THIS ONE, BECAUSE HE KNOWS THIS STUFF
WAY BETTER THAN I DO. – OH, YES.
MONSIEUR? – WHAT? UM, YEAH.
WE’RE–WE’LL HAVE THE… SWUND–UH, THE– [nasal honking] I’M– SHHNN. [speaking gibberish] WE’LL TRY THEFLEUR–[speaking gibberish] IT’S BEEN NICE KNOWING YOU.
HAVE A LOVELY DINNER.

100 thoughts on “Getting Out-Frenched at a French Restaurant – Key & Peele”

  1. Let me translate because i speak French. The waiter was saying French fries and with gravy sauteed is today's special…

    Macy bopku

  2. Ok, first none of those dishes are summer dishes. Secondly, those are rarely served for dinner – perfect lunch meals though 😀

  3. 1. I'd love to see a script for this.
    2. Is it me or did Key say "from your colon sauce" at 1:31 right after "tonlonmontont."

  4. When I said I'm fluent in French cuisine I meant I like French fries, French Toast, French's Yellow Mustard AND Dijon and if given the opportunity I will shove my tongue in your mouth as partial repayment for this expensive meal.

  5. Even tho much of this isn't French and is just fake noises you can't really tell the difference and that's the point, that's what they're going for..French is a ridiculous sounding language 😂

  6. peele stupid as heck lmao his nostrils flared up sounding like he speaking japanese he look so damm goofy had me crying

  7. All you french dirty butthurt cunts. Its comedy it not meant to be the french language but to take the piss out the shit gay language.

  8. This one is truly one of my favorites hahahaha

    Also, to people saying he's barely speaking any French, then what the fuxk language is he speaking/what the hell is he fucking saying????

  9. Keegan Michael Keys you my man 😂 so funny. Almost convinced it was a real french. Real talent u got there man..

  10. Plot twist… Jordan's French is good enough to order and hold conversations but not good enough to realize that Keegan isn't actually speaking French.

  11. I'm guessing nobody leaving comments know how to speak French, he mention poison, cochon, the soup for today but when he was explaining the rest of the menu it wasn't about food he said Salon du jour is a loop to melt glue on his own self with a female some was giberish

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