Ladies and Gentlemen please welcome to the stage Harry Hilarious! He is here to tell you his hilarious jokes. Give him a big round of applause
(sound of clapping) Good evening Ladies and Gentlemen! What a lovely audience and what a great venue. This is the kind of place you play twice in your career – once on the way up
and once on the way down. It’s great to be back folks!
(sound of laughter) I used to work as a teacher in a school and one day a pupil said to me: “Sir, sir my pen has run out.”
and I said “Well, you’d better run after it!”
(sound of people laughing)